Collection of Funny Status and Funny SMS
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)